Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

This is because the PHP language was written for mod_php.

All the computer people use Macs or Linux now. Windows is for grandmas, like Macs used to be in the 90s.

the current champion (this is the name of a law that has to do with how beef is labeled): Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
“Beef labeling oversight transfer law”